No biting.

geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:43:07 -0400

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

tabiisprecious: onthesideoftheotters: joshsux: nicki in the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:31:48 -0400

tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

endquestionmark: endquestionmark: brokje: endquestionmark: th...

Sun, 05 May 2013 23:51:44 -0400

endquestionmark:

endquestionmark:

brokje:

endquestionmark:

this is my entire goddamn dash

i’m so fucking sorry okay this apology comes deep from my very macklecore okay

I SWEAR TO FUCK

oh my fucking god

veggietalesyaoi: veggietalesyaoi: mission for today: get some food fro m the pantry while naked...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 13:16:45 -0400

veggietalesyaoi:

veggietalesyaoi:

mission for today: get some food fro m the pantry while naked without being detected

MISSION FA ILED MISSION FAILED

compliquer: I need this in my life.

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 13:13:33 -0400

compliquer:

I need this in my life.

trevorpratt5: everydayimfangirlin: bloodphoenix: monkeysaysfic...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 13:02:12 -0400

trevorpratt5:

everydayimfangirlin:

bloodphoenix:

monkeysaysficus:

hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?

I love this!

Who else thought of Moon Moon?

disneyinspirations: ninger6isyourfriend: myheadisbleeding: men...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 12:52:58 -0400

disneyinspirations:

ninger6isyourfriend:

myheadisbleeding:

mentalreboot:

So I heard you like perfect loops

Devilish

no fucking way

BEST LOOP

admiral-world: rebornica: I’m not sorry Oh god my lungs

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:10:29 -0400

admiral-world:

rebornica:

I’m not sorry

Oh god my lungs

pterodactylsftw: This isn’t going to stop getting notes anytime...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 21:32:03 -0400

pterodactylsftw:

This isn’t going to stop getting notes anytime soon, is it?

odysseyeurobeat: clype: How Animals Eat Their Food this is...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 22:38:34 -0400

odysseyeurobeat:

clype:

How Animals Eat Their Food

this is my fav thing omg.

I’m dead. I am in fact typing this from the afterlife. I laughed to death.

dakishime: OMFG THIS GIF IS JUST A CUTE GIF OF A DOG EATING...

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 17:23:07 -0400

dakishime:

OMFG THIS GIF IS JUST A CUTE GIF OF A DOG EATING FOOD RIGHT BUT THEN I SAW IT WHILE LISTENING TO THIS SONG AND WATCHING IT WHILE LISTENING TO THIS MAKES IT SO FUCKIGN INTENSE AND DRAMATIC OGMFG I M GONAN CHOKE IT JUST GOES FROM CUTE DOG EATING FOOD TO THE HOUNDS OF FUCKING SATAN BEING RELEASED AND DEVOURING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT

omfg im dying

badpeopleanonymous: askgoldenatoms: missdawnsavage: can February March? … no, but April May im...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 22:11:12 -0400

badpeopleanonymous:

askgoldenatoms:

missdawnsavage:

can February March?

…

no, but April May

im so fucking done with this website

You say that, but I bet July.

August give up with all of you.

consultingsuperhusbands: datademon: damn-arrows: caffensis: revyas: I like it when cats settle...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 22:33:38 -0400

consultingsuperhusbands:

datademon:

damn-arrows:

caffensis:

revyas:

I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs

they’re slugs

…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:

I don’t understand why I’m laughing so hard

cloudydrake: cloudydrake: arcaneseamstress: nymphominatrix: m...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 12:41:46 -0400

cloudydrake:

cloudydrake:

arcaneseamstress:

nymphominatrix:

made this transparent

I love you, sea pancake.

yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.

viva-la-nostalgia: People are so vulnerable at night. They’re willing to spill out their souls to...

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 13:38:46 -0400

viva-la-nostalgia:

People are so vulnerable at night. They’re willing to spill out their souls to anyone willing to listen. They have desires to do things that never cross their mind when the sun is in the sky.

That’s the most poetic description of nightblogging that I’ve ever seen

arcticblackeys: fallarbor-town: in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the...

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 23:01:17 -0400

arcticblackeys:

fallarbor-town:

in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS

loonylunalovegood97: leaugueofawesome: Thats a shit ton...

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 10:48:37 -0500

loonylunalovegood97:

leaugueofawesome:

Thats a shit ton of Silence my friend.

I believe that’s another hipster post ruined by by our friendly neighborhood Whovians

vantasticmess: w-for-wumbo: I am so glad someone made this cuz...

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 11:34:47 -0500

vantasticmess:

w-for-wumbo:

I am so glad someone made this cuz I’ve always wondered how the movement of the solar system might look as a whole….

BUT LOOK HOW EPIC THE SOLAR SYSTEM IS GUYS

popetwitter: superironwhore: oneandtwotogether: ponywithafez: ...

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 23:50:50 -0500

popetwitter:

superironwhore:

oneandtwotogether:

ponywithafez:

lady-digby-chicken-caesar:

stepharooni:

superboyfriends:

ethelindi:

Everyone probably knew this was coming.

#i legit CRY at this commercial #it actually makes me CRY #boom-dee-ada-boom-dee-ada #i just love the fucking world okay? #sobbing now

I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THIS COMMERCIAL

I was just thinking about these commercials and how I wanted one on my tumblr, and now here it is!

Awkward confession time: whenever I feel like the world is shit and I can’t keep dealing with it, I watch this and/or read about cool science things to remind me that it’s not all bad.

For all of you having bad days

happy things :)

I had a friend in middle school who thought the guy in a plane or a race car who says ‘I LIKE TO GO FASTTTT’ said that he likes to COUNT fast. What.

Photo

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 10:15:31 -0500